I wanna know my followers. (Kpop edition)
Put this in my ask:
- Name:
- Age:
- Meaning behind tumblr url:
- Where you live:
- Hobbies/Interests:
- Main Fandoms:
- Biases:
- Why you follow me:
- Random fact about yourself:
- Question for me.
I really do want to know this! I feel like I know some of you, but not a lot of you. Even if you’ve never talked to me before, please do this. :3 If you don’t want me to publish yours, just let me know~
(via unicornsnkittens)
GUESS I’LL BE ON MY COMPUTER FROM 6-8PM TODAY HOPING FOR THAT MV TEASER
I AM NOT GOING TO EAT AT THAT TIME D: I WON’T! I NEED TO BE ONLINE FOR THIS!
(via pornstarparkchanyeol)
Taemin: I’m famous among my fans, my magic hands~ when I touch something, it breaks or disappears~
(Source: mintytaemin, via minhoer)
How to locate another exotic on the streets
- You: *Howls*
- Wait for a bit.
- Exotic: *High-pitch* Saranghaeyo
- Then proceed to howl together to find more of your pack.
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .
Rule one: Reblog the creator.Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr
Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
One must always reblog the Master of All Playtime!
(via puripuripretty)
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
(via pornstarparkchanyeol)
Squishy
- Taemin: I shall call him squishy
- Taemin: he shall be my squishy
- Taemin: and WHOA! You're no longer squishy...
- Minho: What did you expect rubbing my dick?
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
(via pornstarparkchanyeol)
how to guess Korean boy group/bands songs apart by their English
- Awesome: U-Kiss, Big Bang
- Great: LEDapple, BTOB
- Good: Infinite
- Decent: SHINee
- Please Stop: MBLAQ
- Don't Even Try Anymore: Super Junior
WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!
- FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
- AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
- HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
- SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
- WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
- TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
- DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
- DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
- POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
- TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
- DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
- PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
- NATIONS GET THE PASTA
- HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
- TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
- GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
- GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
- SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
- SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
- INSPIRITS GET THE ORANGE JUICE
- SHAWOLS READY THE DORITOS
- VIPS GET YOUR CRAYON
- A+ FIND YOUR PIGEON FOLDERS
- FANGIRLS START SCREAMING
- WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!
All because they do not wish to see anyone else suffer the way they do.
(Source: johannamasons, via professional-modu-a-yo)
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
(via pepepleasecomehome)
Admit it, Onew will forever be your secret bias if not your actual bias
I mean, this guy is just awesome
Exo's ways of confessing
- Suho: At the crowded Myeongdong area, I'll shout loudly, "I love you, please accept my feelings!"
- Chanyeol: Play her favourite tune in a live house where there's only the two of us, and give her a bouquet of flowers. Our love that became one because of music.
- Luhan: At an empty street at night, I'll bring her flowers and kiss her.
- Sehun: Under the moonlight, setting fireworks by the seaside. After that I'll hold her hands and say, "I can't do without you. I love you, till I die."
- Chen: At an amusement park, I'd pretend to leave to buy drinks and suddenly appear in the parade team to give her a surprise. After that I would ask her, "Do you wanna marry me?"
- Baek Hyun: Buy a fake flower and kneel in front of her, this is a fake flower, I like you, please go on a date with me."
- Xiu Min: To the many "her"s who filled the stadium during my concert I'll shout: We are one! I can never leave you, I love you!
- Kai: At the most unpredicted and unexpected timing, I would confess in the form of a surprise with a drawing. Very sudden. pa!
- Lay: "I will make you the most blissful woman on earth. Trust me."
- D.O.: Location and things you say aren't important. The most important thing is to be sincere, it's your heart. "Can I be your boyfriend?"
- Kris: I like you, what do I do?
- exo: ate doritos and ice cream at a park
- fandom: holy shit they ate it at exactly 1:03 pm if you add that up that's 4, multiply it by 3 you get 12 = ot12 and omfg doritos are triangle and ice cream cones are also triangle. satan's number is 3 and triangle has 3 points you know what that means exo is satan's child holy fuck we figured it out guys



